Wabbettab is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident
hedgehog.
Wabbettab created humankind eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wabbettab, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Wabbettab, she will not care.
Wabbettab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Wabbettab's Holy Commandments1. Erect six silver sculptures of Wabbettab on top of important buildings.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabbettab.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.