Kardudpang is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humane gnu.

Kardudpang created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kardudpang, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kardudpang, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kardudpang's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kardudpang's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kardudpang.

2. You must love Kardudpang.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.