Tofbogbad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, intelligent butterfly.

Tofbogbad created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofbogbad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tofbogbad, she will turn you into a worm.

Tofbogbad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tofbogbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tofbogbad.

5. Always pray immersed in water.