Negsuggilyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omniscient mink.

Negsuggilyarl created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsuggilyarl, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Negsuggilyarl, he will not care at all.

Negsuggilyarl's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Negsuggilyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Negsuggilyarl loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Negsuggilyarl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.