Mindonxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet raccoon.

Mindonxuc created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Mindonxuc, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mindonxuc, she will manifest in front of you.

Mindonxuc's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mindonxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Mindonxuc in the centre of the settlement.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.