Kadyarfat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy hippopotamus.

Kadyarfat created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Kadyarfat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kadyarfat, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kadyarfat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kadyarfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about special relativity near snakes while wearing brown corsets and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant black sculpture of Kadyarfat in the centre of the settlement.