Cebfadcanzimfubbadtettipas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humorless snake.

Cebfadcanzimfubbadtettipas created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfadcanzimfubbadtettipas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cebfadcanzimfubbadtettipas, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cebfadcanzimfubbadtettipas' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cebfadcanzimfubbadtettipas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing mauve tights.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cebfadcanzimfubbadtettipas.