Nathinpod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, staggering shrew.

Nathinpod created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nathinpod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nathinpod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nathinpod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nathinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always obey Nathinpod's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Always help frogs in need.