Minnarlbop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome chinchilla.

Minnarlbop created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Minnarlbop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Minnarlbop, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Minnarlbop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Minnarlbop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never play with disobedient children.