Jatfudvangil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured fairy.

Jatfudvangil created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatfudvangil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jatfudvangil, he will manifest in front of you.

Jatfudvangil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jatfudvangil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.