Fudratcun Bommabkop is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, prudent
hydra.
Fudratcun Bommabkop created the planet Venus nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fudratcun Bommabkop, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fudratcun Bommabkop, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Fudratcun Bommabkop's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Fudratcun Bommabkop's Holy Commandments1. Never feed apples to snakes while wearing purple skirts.
2. Never think about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing magenta boots and balancing five tin spheres on your arms.
3. Never write about asteroids.
4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fudratcun Bommabkop in the centre of the settlement.
5. Fudratcun Bommabkop loves eagles, so they must be respected.