Batmumgat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing fox.

Batmumgat created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Batmumgat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Batmumgat, he will be very sad.

Batmumgat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Batmumgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Batmumgat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Batmumgat on top of all buildings.