Lagbedont is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, flying dragonfly.

Lagbedont created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagbedont, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lagbedont, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lagbedont's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lagbedont's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.