Bafmabyim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy hare.

Bafmabyim created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmabyim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bafmabyim, she will send you a sign.

Bafmabyim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bafmabyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bafmabyim six times a day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never look in ponds.