Monkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful fairy.

Monkap created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monkap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Monkap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Monkap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Monkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.