Jopgupdut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise hummingbird.

Jopgupdut created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopgupdut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jopgupdut, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jopgupdut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jopgupdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never feed corn to voles while wearing jumpers.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.