Fodtomomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing shark.

Fodtomomt created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodtomomt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodtomomt, she will turn you into a rat.

Fodtomomt's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fodtomomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.