Legkombif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing ferret.

Legkombif created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legkombif, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Legkombif, she will jump up and down on your head.

Legkombif's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Legkombif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Run away if seven frogs approach from the south.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Never sing near badgers.

5. Never leap in holy places.