Nanfebkad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain elephant.

Nanfebkad created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfebkad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nanfebkad, she will turn you into a dog.

Nanfebkad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nanfebkad's Holy Commandments

1. Nanfebkad loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Nanfebkad loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never skip in holy places.