Jabdubart is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, blissful wyvern.

Jabdubart created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabdubart, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabdubart, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jabdubart's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jabdubart's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the north.

2. Never feed aubergines to capybaras while wearing turquoise dresses.

3. Never wear orange shoes.

4. Never leap near seals.

5. You must love Jabdubart.