Babruttab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish wasp.

Babruttab created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Babruttab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Babruttab, she will turn you into a rock.

Babruttab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Babruttab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. You must never eat spinach.