Hendavster is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, charitable parrot.

Hendavster created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hendavster, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hendavster, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hendavster's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hendavster's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never chant near sharks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.