Vedrullarmnabmab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow guinea pig.

Vedrullarmnabmab created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedrullarmnabmab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedrullarmnabmab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vedrullarmnabmab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vedrullarmnabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.