Bugjadwab Inglunrow is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciless crane.

Bugjadwab Inglunrow created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugjadwab Inglunrow, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugjadwab Inglunrow, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bugjadwab Inglunrow's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bugjadwab Inglunrow's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Always help bats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.