Fatbellbatmit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking fairy.

Fatbellbatmit created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fatbellbatmit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fatbellbatmit, she will turn you into a dog.

Fatbellbatmit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fatbellbatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Fatbellbatmit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide from mauve monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatbellbatmit.

5. You must never eat wheat.