Rawcamort is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic duck.

Rawcamort created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcamort, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawcamort, it will boil you in a big pot.

Rawcamort's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rawcamort's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawcamort.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Rawcamort loves monkeys, so they must be respected.