Flowflamflyhabhogmip Metlitfad Larpbepcet is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful weasel.

Flowflamflyhabhogmip Metlitfad Larpbepcet created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowflamflyhabhogmip Metlitfad Larpbepcet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowflamflyhabhogmip Metlitfad Larpbepcet, she will be very sad.

Flowflamflyhabhogmip Metlitfad Larpbepcet's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flowflamflyhabhogmip Metlitfad Larpbepcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Flowflamflyhabhogmip Metlitfad Larpbepcet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Do not take Flowflamflyhabhogmip Metlitfad Larpbepcet's name in vain.

5. Always help doves in need.