Dubfebtif is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking duck.

Dubfebtif created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfebtif, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dubfebtif, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dubfebtif's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dubfebtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.