Kanquagnul is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart crane.

Kanquagnul created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanquagnul, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kanquagnul, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kanquagnul's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kanquagnul's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear red clothing.