Honwigvin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful donkey.

Honwigvin created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Honwigvin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Honwigvin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Honwigvin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Honwigvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.