Tapruljat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish jackal.

Tapruljat created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapruljat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tapruljat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tapruljat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tapruljat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five birds approach from the west.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never paint your legs gray.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.