Gepmigyat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic ant.

Gepmigyat created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gepmigyat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepmigyat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gepmigyat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gepmigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Gepmigyat.

5. Never look in ponds.