Bodpidjancemkimbonkhomhon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful camel.

Bodpidjancemkimbonkhomhon created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodpidjancemkimbonkhomhon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bodpidjancemkimbonkhomhon, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bodpidjancemkimbonkhomhon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bodpidjancemkimbonkhomhon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight manatees approach from the north.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Bodpidjancemkimbonkhomhon loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to nematodes while wearing red ear rings.