Mottofzog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous pig.

Mottofzog created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mottofzog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mottofzog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mottofzog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mottofzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near rats while wearing yellow trousers.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.