Midmanbest is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional horse.

Midmanbest created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midmanbest, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midmanbest, it will destroy your favourite star.

Midmanbest's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Midmanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. You must never eat spinach.