Logdonpan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, proud wasp.

Logdonpan created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logdonpan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Logdonpan, she will not care at all.

Logdonpan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Logdonpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near gulls.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.

4. Put Logdonpan first in all things.

5. Never talk about badgers.