Danhatmit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying armadillo.

Danhatmit created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Danhatmit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danhatmit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Danhatmit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Danhatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.