Flowdimcut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring chinchilla.

Flowdimcut created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flowdimcut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flowdimcut, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flowdimcut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flowdimcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not shave your head.