Lungovsid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast centaur.

Lungovsid created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lungovsid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lungovsid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Lungovsid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Lungovsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Retreat if nine sharks approach from the north.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Do not take Lungovsid's name in vain.