Muttonkdub Jarnmetjenmotdubfebkem is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unjust bird.

Muttonkdub Jarnmetjenmotdubfebkem created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Muttonkdub Jarnmetjenmotdubfebkem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Muttonkdub Jarnmetjenmotdubfebkem, she will turn you into a rock.

Muttonkdub Jarnmetjenmotdubfebkem's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Muttonkdub Jarnmetjenmotdubfebkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Always wear red.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Muttonkdub Jarnmetjenmotdubfebkem in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Muttonkdub Jarnmetjenmotdubfebkem six times a day.