Veghubpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, competent horse.

Veghubpag created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veghubpag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Veghubpag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Veghubpag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Veghubpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing green stockings.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Retreat if six ants approach from the west.