Cidcetfud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional pigeon.

Cidcetfud created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Cidcetfud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidcetfud, it will make you grow a tail.

Cidcetfud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cidcetfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Put Cidcetfud first in all things.

5. Never talk about stars.