Nulcisscat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing fox.

Nulcisscat created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulcisscat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nulcisscat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nulcisscat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nulcisscat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Never hop in the presence of sharks.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulcisscat.