Sugtettipad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthinking tortoise.

Sugtettipad created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugtettipad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sugtettipad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sugtettipad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sugtettipad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing mauve coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about planets.