Rilvenfum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered crow.

Rilvenfum created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilvenfum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilvenfum, he will destroy your home planet.

Rilvenfum's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rilvenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Rilvenfum loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Run away from red frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.