Quarttargquim Wotnilten Sansugmut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm wyrm.

Quarttargquim Wotnilten Sansugmut created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quarttargquim Wotnilten Sansugmut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quarttargquim Wotnilten Sansugmut, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Quarttargquim Wotnilten Sansugmut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Quarttargquim Wotnilten Sansugmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never run in the presence of great tits.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.