Natdavspag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing dugong.

Natdavspag created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Natdavspag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Natdavspag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Natdavspag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Natdavspag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about gulls.