Negdunrul is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome mouse.

Negdunrul created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negdunrul, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negdunrul, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Negdunrul's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Negdunrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near moths while wearing green skirts and balancing five silver spheres on your arms.

2. Never paint your face yellow.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.