Rutquamtal is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet wyvern.

Rutquamtal created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Rutquamtal, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rutquamtal, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rutquamtal's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rutquamtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rutquamtal's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing purple stockings.

4. Never feed onions to nematodes while wearing corsets.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.