Watcutfot Tiflarggad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident frog.

Watcutfot Tiflarggad created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Watcutfot Tiflarggad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watcutfot Tiflarggad, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Watcutfot Tiflarggad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Watcutfot Tiflarggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Run away from red sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.